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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What's Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

    Burnt coffee from an industrial coffee maker

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

    Windows is having coffee delivered. It's cold since days now.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Windows is Hot Cocoa. It's comforting and warm, but not really what you're wanting right now. And probably not great for you.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    No that would be Linux Mint (comforting and warm part anyways). Windows would be a coffee ad

    [–] zalgotext 3 points 1 year ago

    Windows would be coffee from a national chain, but when you take the lid off, there's an ad under it, there's an ad on the side of the cup, and at the very bottom of the cup there's an ad that you don't see until you've drank all the coffee. Oh and it comes with cream and sugar by default, even if you prefer it black. It also comes with ads for a subscription to a cream and sugar delivery service.

    [–] merc 1 points 1 year ago

    I think Windows is hot chocolate from an instant packet where you just add hot water.

    It's objectively pretty bad, it's definitely not coffee, but it's easy to make, and you get the same standard thing every time.