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Made by: clueless Americans
Just because it doesn't mention that the paint they eat in Japan comes from a vending machine? It's a pretty minor thing to skip over. One could argue it was implied!
Question is, where do Japanese vending machines come from?
Other, larger vending machines.
They are creations of Japanese nature. Like birds of animals.
They are delivered and maintained by tentacled sea creatures.
They're bread in large underground facilities in the Arctic and shipped to Japan by a secret, shadowy government organization
I see what you're saying, but I raise you this, it it was meant as a joke, why is the American one the only normal one? Oh that's right, lack of self-awareness.
Oh come on that was the most obvious part of the joke:
Triggering people like you who are angry that so much of the Internet is American.
Who's lacking self-awareness now?
Could've made it any number of silly, funny things. But no, you had to go for the "joke" that is.. checks notes.. "triggering people like you".
Cool joke bud.
Lemmy Shitpost is the most serious part of Lemmy.
Look it doesn't have to be serious, but at least make fun of everyone equally instead of putting yourself on a pedestal like you always do.
You could have stopped at the word 'serious.'
It's not difficult to be fair.
Sorry, I forgot that shitposting was all about being fair. The 'shit' part means 'fair' in Swahili.
Oh my bad, I guess shitposting is about being xenophobic. That's what all words mean in American.
Why are you singling out Americans? Are you xenophobic?
You did that to yourselves with this post lmao. Also funny how you're the portrait of the American lack of self awareness I previously mentioned.
I see, so anyone mocking Americans is good, but mocking anyone who isn't American by an American is bad. Interesting double-standard.
You're literally mocking everyone of a nationality that isn't your own with this post. That's being xenophobic. Look it up.
I am? I didn't realize this was my post.
Are you absolutely sure I'm the one mocking everyone of a nationality that isn't my own?
You are by proxy for defending it. And for agreeing with it. It's not difficult to argue in good faith, but you seem to stumble at "arguing".
Please show where I either defended it or agreed with it.
Quote me please.
Unless that was a lie, of course. Was it a lie?
I could quote anything you've said in this thread as being contrarian, but let's see what sort of bullshit you come up with next to dispute that, I'm waiting:
Got it. You lied when you said I was defending this post and agreeing with it. Why did you lie about that?
You could just go back to licking your flag, but I guess conspiracy theories are close second in terms of American hobbies?
Insulting me is not an explanation for why you lied. It's also a strange thing to do after accusing someone of "stumbling" at "arguing." Seems like a stumble to me. Not as much as lying, of course.
I didn't realise you represented all Americans. You clearly don't appear very important at first sight.
Seems like you've caught a serious case of hypocrisy, no one is allowed to make fun of your country because "MURICA"
When did I say I represented all Americans? Please quote me. Unless that was another lie.
Oh idk, maybe when you said "insulting me" when I talked about licking the flag and conspiracy theories? Unless you actually identify with that, in which case there's no more discussion to be had here as I'm clearly wasting my time and keeping you from your hobbies.
Oh idk, maybe when you said "insulting me" when I talked about licking the flag and conspiracy theories? Unless you actually identify with that, in which case there's no more discussion to be had here as I'm clearly wasting my time and keeping you from your hobbies.
This is what you said:
I assumed when you used those two bolded words, you were talking about me, thus insulting me. Are you unclear on the meaning of those two words? Because when you say 'you' when you are talking to someone, it means you are talking about them. When you say 'your' when talking to someone, it means you are talking about something they possess. I hope this English lesson has helped you.
I know education is hard to find in the states, but come on, even a first grader knows that "you" can represent a group of people? Unless... It's worse than I thought in your specific case.
Yes, it can mean a group of people. A group of people necessarily including the person you're talking to.
Thus, when you said to me:
You were talking about a group of people which necessarily includes me, thus you were insulting me.
Again, I hope this English lesson helps you. Feel free to find a dictionary that disputes it though.
If you feel insulted by it, does that mean you do in fact spend your time licking your flag?
When you wrote:
Are you talking about me or a group of people that are not me?
When you say:
Are you talking about me or a group of people that are not me?
When you say:
Are you talking about me or a group of people that are not me?
Please clarify.
You can go spread your xenophobia elsewhere now. That way you'll be able to return to your hobbies faster, isn't that great?
When you say:
Do you mean a group of people not including the person you're talking to? I also have this question about:
Do you mean a group of people not including me who have hobbies?
Truly a fine example of an American citizen ^. When the semantics are used as an escape mechanism from the point about being xenophobic. Truly a conversation mastermind. Or should I say manipulating xenophobe? Who knows? You certainly seem to think you do.
When you say:
Do you mean I certainly think I do or or do you mean a group of people not including me means I do?
You haven't clarified any of those yous for me. How am I supposed to know if you mean me or a group of people who are not me?
Spoken like a true troll
Okay, since you're back to insults and have not clarified, I will have to assume you have not been talking about me the entire time and were talking about a group of people who are not me. I'm not sure why you're so mad at them or why you're telling me about it though.