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[–] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (1 children)

motherfucker you had a party with 10 people and a girl you liked made out with you [allegedly] how do you not have any friends?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A group of 10 people who you can all invite to the same event is a huge friend group though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How about they invited a couple of actual friends who brought acquaintances?

[–] blackstampede 11 points 11 months ago

Not OP but if you have a couple of actual friends who have friends of their own that are comfortable coming to a party at your house, then you have a standard sized adult friend group, I think. Seems like a few close friends, a dozen or so acquaintances, plus coworkers, plus family, is not an abnormally small social circle, to me.

[–] ElBarto 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah but they were there to see it so no point telling them.