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If linux distributions were tools. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago by _cnt0 to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

You're joking, but-- https://buttplug.io/

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

The second sentence on the website

WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! [...] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

> STARDEW VALLEY

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I haven't played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So... the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what triggers what, I don't have a smart buttplug

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ultrakill

Explain. I'm a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I think they implemented it just because they could. The developers of ultrakill are... Eccentric to say the least

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I'd ever use a smart buttplug, but I'm oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Wow I didn't know I needed this, thanks