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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What in the shit is "xtreme programming"?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

it's NewGame+ for when you 100% programming

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Fuck you guys are getting progress??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've been doing this for twenty five years and I'm nowhere near 100%. In fact I think my percent might be going down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A real thing, believe it or not.Though I don't think what that guy said fits in it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For a second, I thought they were talking about XGH (eXtreme Go Horse).

[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 year ago

He is, whether or not he knows it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's when you write everything in l33t WITH CAPSLOCK ON.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I guess that makes COBOL the most Xtreme programming language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's agile based around rapid prototyping. You build a thing, then you do it again, but better

It's not a new idea... But I've never heard of anyone doing it professionally