Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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it's NewGame+ for when you 100% programming
Fuck you guys are getting progress??
I've been doing this for twenty five years and I'm nowhere near 100%. In fact I think my percent might be going down.