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Easiest way to grant that is:
Done. No restaurants sell chicken wings.
OP is a monster.
Yes but for unrelated reasons
I was thinking along a similar line, except -
Done. Chickens are now also extinct.
As in, it's now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?
Real dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can't be broken.
Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there's no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.