Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"
With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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Most of these can be solved by either setting an alarm or reading.
Nobody this helpless is staying up until 3 AM doing anything useful.
How many times do I have to qualify that I dont think this is someone who is legit?
Personal Assistants exist so that people who have the means (probably not this guy) dont have to do mundane shit like remember to set alarms and if they are willing to adequately compensate someone for that level of work (which this twit isnt) then go for it.
If I won the lottery, Id have a housekeeper and a lawn guy because although I now dont have anything better to do, I still dont want to do that shit.
If someone wants to offer me $200k a year to handle all his mundane shit and water his bonsai with EXACTLY 30ml of water every 2 days my response would be "Tap, filtered or demineralised?" not "why dont you do it your fucking self?"
housekeeper, lawn guy, bug guy, handyman. (basically a residence team for each of my properties as I might travel often). nutritional team, personal training team, and a traveling personal assistant.
doctors on retainer too.
what else am I missing?
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