this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bald Eagles have no hair. Ergo, bald? /S

[–] merc 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With that logic, the common barn owl should be called the bald barn owl. The grey-crowned crane should be the bald grey-crowned crane. The harpy eagle should be the bald harpy eagle. Also, the great white shark should be the bald great white shark, mosquitos should be bald mosquitos, and amoebas should be called bald amoebas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if you don't know that "/s” denotes the end of a sarcastic comment. Maybe you didn't see it. Or perhaps you regularly deal with people who hold this belief in earnest.

[–] merc 1 points 1 year ago

You thought my comment was serious? Whoa...