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How to say you have crippling social anxiety without saying you have crippling social anxiety
Then they should order delivery or something. Food poisoning is not the answer.
Yeah, dealing with the delivery guy might be unpleasant, but paramedics and the hospital staff will be MUCH worse.
Food poisoning would be the crippling part.