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But that's why I'm terrified of being shot
The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.
I think you've got this reversed
The only way to assuage your fear of arming more people is to be shot.
ah, now we're talking
So true!!
To arm more police people, that is. Not ordinary people. Most people in the world have some degree of mental instability, and humans are too quick-tempered and unable to control their impulses. I do not want such people armed with guns at all.
did you drop this? "/s"