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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you’re terrified of being shot you won’t mind having armed police everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But that's why I'm terrified of being shot

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To arm more police people, that is. Not ordinary people. Most people in the world have some degree of mental instability, and humans are too quick-tempered and unable to control their impulses. I do not want such people armed with guns at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

did you drop this? "/s"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you've got this reversed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The only way to assuage your fear of arming more people is to be shot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ah, now we're talking

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ok, so I'm not crazy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well that sounds alarming, but in Mexico they do have armed police everywhere and the citizens actually feel safer. I don't wish for a dystopian "big brother" world either, but with so many mental people abusing their gun rights and killing others, that is looking more and more like a not so implausible possibility. Frankly, I'd rather have police armed and everywhere than most lay people running around, pulling a gun every time someone looks at them funny or gives the them wrong order at McDonalds.