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If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold. (feddit.it)

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Source: so old it's lost

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What about FORTRAN?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

fortran is a bow and arrow. it was quite powerful and widely used in the past, but i have not met anyone in recent years who uses it other than as a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Boy do I have news for you...

[–] mindbleach 2 points 2 years ago

There is nothing funny about FORTRAN.