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Nic McConnell @NicMcC83:

this is the most devastating review of anything i've ever seen

Scary Whitta @garywhitta· 1d:

Imagine if your printer was also your car. That's what owning a Tesla is like.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

plot twist: It's a Brother monochrome laser printer.

[–] BigDanishGuy 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The equivalent of an old brother mono laser would be a Lada or a Toyota hilux. It may not be pretty, but it's simple and it will run forever.

We got rid of the old hl2030 in favor of a fancy color printer/scanner. Now we have neither.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

We got rid of the old hl2030 in favor of a fancy color printer/scanner. Now we have neither.

Your words cut deep.

[–] clay_pidgin 8 points 1 year ago

Agreed entirely. I'm a big evangelist for Brother's business class black and white laser printers. I bought my hl2050 twenty years ago and I've only had to replace the toner once. It just works.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We got rid of the old hl2030

you monster! I love mine and I'll never part with it

[–] BigDanishGuy 3 points 1 year ago

I still regret the decision to this day. Best little printer there ever was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Also maybe one of those OG land rovers Queen Elizabeth used to drive

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bought a brother printer / copier / scanner about 15 years ago. Still going strong, I replaced the ink once.

I bought it for $99.99

I still consider it the best money I've ever spent

Edit: $99 Canadian!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are also indestructible. The brother monochrome that I have for my business is about 16 years old, last year a huge rock got thrown through our window and knocked it off the counter. Snapped the scanner cover back on, works like new.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not really, and I genuinely wish I could say otherwise. It was some asshole kid who thought he got scammed on tattoo work because it costed more than $60.

The owner (big scary dude, the guy thay actually tattooed him) found out who he was (we had no idea who did it) and shook the shit out of his ass. Since then the kid has turned his life around and honestly is doing pretty good for himself. He still comes and gets work done every once in a while now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Best printers.

I just bought one. Works instantly out of the box. One click "install" on Windows/Android/MacOS/Linux, and doesn't require any of their bullshit software.

Setup on Windows is as easy as going to

Printers & Scanners > Add device > Brother

Done.

Now I can print/scan/copy and my computer has no bloatware on it. It's wonderful.