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[โ€“] mod 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You forgot one more point:

  1. Sharks are smooth.
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Duh, everyone knows that.

I promise you, sharks are as smooth as freshly shaven legs of a plastic doll, or my name isn't Margot Elise Robbie.