this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This proves two things:

  1. Internet arguments are pointless.
  2. Playing dumb on the Internet and refusing to admit the bit under any circumstances is hilarious.
[–] mod 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot one more point:

  1. Sharks are smooth.
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Duh, everyone knows that.

I promise you, sharks are as smooth as freshly shaven legs of a plastic doll, or my name isn't Margot Elise Robbie.

[–] weirdwallace75 1 points 1 year ago

So you admit it?