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[–] TopRamenBinLaden 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a prerequisite of the Christian rapture for the Jews to control Israel and Jerusalem.

So basically, they think that the Jews need to be in charge over there so that the sky daddy can abduct people up to heaven when the apocalypse comes. Literally batshit insane. It sounds like something a schizophrenic person came up with.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It sounds like something a schizophrenic person came up with.

It likely is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just like “bipolar disorder” used to be called “manic depression”, “schizophrenia” used to be called “prophecy”.