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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They're actually quite thin, like a shark's smooth skin.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's the brain that is smooth tbh, not the skin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it's actually very scratchy. Like sandpaper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No no you're wrong, every surgeon I know said it's smooth as silk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I use human brains to finish off my woodworking. They're very coarse, like sandpaper

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Skin as thin as their skulls are thick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, they're thick from all angles.