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[–] [email protected] 348 points 10 months ago (1 children)

X (twitter): "Oh shit, most of our users are bots."

Mastodon: "Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users."

[–] [email protected] 183 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Probably still bots, I'm the only real person on the internet

[–] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Me? No. And i can proove it. I have a letter from my mom:

"my son is a human. Signed, Mom"

There. QED.

[–] PinkPanther 6 points 10 months ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, FELLOW HUMAN?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, we are all bots, and we know 😉

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well, I'm an individual, just like everyone else

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Well don't get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

You're not a person! You're a good bug, Steeve!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hi

beep boop I'm a bot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Come with me if you want to waste time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

But I'm not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform...

Wait a minute, that's exactly what an advertising bot would do!

... Oh boy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am actually several bots sharing a single account!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.