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Go to the nearest jewelry store and buy everything in it. Wait an hour, return it as per the refund policy. If there is no refund policy then I would sell it off. Even if I lost 50% on the sell back, that's still half a mil in cash.
Most popular jewelers have at least a 30 day refund policy.
This has been my go to answer if the hair stylist asked what I'd do. I'd go to different jewlery stores, because they'd still call the cops if you wanna buy stuff for a million.
(I forgot to add the "no returning items" rule; but since you added the "selling it off" part I think it's fine, hehe)
On what grounds could the cops make an arrest?
A sudden amount of undeclared income in cash would set off alarms to anyone in law enforcement. Even if it's not a crime by itself, they'd absolutely want to know how you got it.
They'd have reasonable suspicion of illegally obtained money.