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So sad that they removed that Moscow time clock from the front page. Was so easy to tell when the posting shifts started then.
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Looks like your shift is over soon, Ivan. Maybe you can get back to your favorite pastime of stacking river rocks, or would your regime not even allow that?
I'll have to ask the council of indoor cats.
Your regime’s suppression of outdoor cats is disgusting! Do you know how many outdoor cats we have to accept as refugees here? So many that we are forced to hold them in detainment facilities and separate them from their families. It’s sad but you know, our leaders are doing their best and the old administration was definitely much worse. Just don’t ask me to prove that
Excuse me, I believe you mean temporary cat overflow holding facilities. And if you dont like them then you'd better vote blue jack, cause the other guy's way worse!
You’re really regurgitating Cold War tropes huh
This is revisionist, river rock stacking and outdoor cats are strictly forbidden.
The only thing I’m regurgitating is your dads cum
^ That’s me after being scratched by your dad’s sharp dick. We were both liberals before that, but you know what they say, “jerk off a liberal and a fascist cums”
we all love a nice pointy dick. i remember the good old days at the dick sharpening factory
Nobody wants to have a sharp dick anymore :( now it’s all about testicle milking factories
Is that supposed to be me? Real mature. Admin of the year over here claiming I’m having a breakdown. I’ll show you a breakdown. Your dads car is gonna have thousands of dollars in damages and I’m going to convince him you did it while lashing out against your stepmom
Yup. That's you having a breakdown alright.
And who are you? One of Carcosa’s friends? I told them to let me know when they were having company over! Their father is going to give them a stern talking to, hopefully taking away their Nintendo (that’s what I call their gaming PC, I know it’s not a Nintendo, it just pisses them off and I’m a sadist, don’t tell them!)
The more verbose the more funny I always say.
Verbosity is the soul of wit.
Did someone tell a joke? Tell me! I’m quite the comedy fan! That Dan Nainan is quite the card. His joke about the Samsung galaxy s7, HILARIOUS! And Tom Myers truly is the king of comedy!
Please tell me a chatbot wrote this
you don't have a life, do you
You had infinite directions to maneuver and you picked the only one that perfectly identifies you with the emote lmao
Congrats I guess?
Funny, that’s exactly what he said!
I don't have, like, weird hang-ups with sex being mentioned on the internet, so I'm not sure what you're going for here. Like I get it's supposed to be an insult, but you can really do better. I believe in you!
Is it insulting that I sucked your dads dick? Are you saying your dad can do so much better than me? I know I’ll never be your real mother but I’m trying to make him happy! I’m sorry that’s not enough. I hope we can have a civil conversation about this one day
Go ahead, call your volcel police, their jurisdiction doesn’t hold weight here!
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Can I get a 4 for 4? Wait, no, a biggie bag! Mmmm hungwy
you're trying to be us, and you've failed
Rock-stacking.
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Legitimately if my country would pay me to shitpost trans memes on the internet I would actually like my country.