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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

least dignified

You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you need to hold your boobs, like I do?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do you need to hold their boobs though?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speaking from my own experience: it's fun to hold boobs, even moreso if they're not your own.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That has been my experience as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don't have boobs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.

I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries, it's subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol its also the morning where I live so my brain hasn't turned on since i just woke up (from sleeping 10 hours lol)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I noticed I was starting to get overweight when I realised I had to hold my stomach when going down the stairs quickly.

Then you start to notice other people doing it too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just walk like napoleon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My sandal fell off the last time I did that, making it even worse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I would just lie down and die