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"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"
Because you're generic and everyone's initialized you at some point
Everybody's init? Sounds just like her
smooth 👍
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;