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When people are way too smug about their wrong answer.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (20 children)

For anyone that doesnt know, humans have evolved a significant tolerance to alcohol because it does infact exist in nature in rotting fruit (you take what you can in 400000 bc) there are reports of moose losing it after only a few fermented Apples. And Elephant reportedly can get deliriously drunk off of a single beer.

[–] too_high_for_this 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I had a dog that loved beer but he was a nasty drunk. He would knock beers over to lap them up, then start growling and barking for more. Then he'd puke, eat the puke, and pass out.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sounds like a roommate I had once. You're sure he wasn't just a short bearded man named Matthew?

[–] too_high_for_this 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If he was I am guilty of so many crimes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

But bestiality wouldn't be one of them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Did I live with you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Or Mark? Or Luke? Or John?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Then he'd puke, eat the puke, and pass out.

Probably because hops are toxic to dogs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I've seen this exact thing, a little terrier would wait for everyone to leave the room then he'd knock everyone's beers over and get shirfaced. I don't remember him being violent unless you tried to take the beer away

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