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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Predator series would have been better if it was Dutch with a new crew being hunted by a different alien Big-game Hunter every time. Like he becomes infamous for taking out the first guy so they all want a go at him for clout. Then they could have different gimmicks like a guy with dogs, or an urbane alien who chats you up and uses poison.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

would have been better if it was Dutch

not sure how a silly language would have made it better

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It wouldn't. Source: it's my native language.