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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[โ€“] vaultdweller013 2 points 2 days ago

Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.