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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but we're being noncredible at the moment

[–] Oni_eyes 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair enough, I suppose we could always retrofit some arrows with ordinance and little boosters a la green arrow

[–] sbv 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only if the Centurions get laser point defense systems.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately Greeks invented that one too, specifically to use against Romans ~~if you accept the story about Archimedes at the siege of Syracuse~~ GREEK LASER BEAMS SHALL SMITE PETTY ROMAN JAVELINS JUST LIKE THEY DID ROMAN SHIPS

[–] Oni_eyes 4 points 2 weeks ago

And parachutes for the Spartans.

Just catapult a squad over the wall and see what happens. Classic Spartagy.