this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok. All that just to tell you I'm 29, and get asked occasionally what grade I'm in. I'd know. I can already see all the anti-aging interventions, but I feel like I missed out on something permanently. Like nothing can make up for that fact.

And that is why I'm going to compensate by being a glorious warrior. I have nothing else left.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Knew a fellow who had a similar look. He'd go into the bars and hand the hottest woman there a $20 and ask her to buy the drinks because he was afraid of getting carded. Most of the time they enjoyed the idea of corrupting an innocent and paid for his drinks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Priceless. I can drink a certain hard drink casually...Thank you for giving me ideas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

To be fair, my buddy has been doing this for a while. Baby steps.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Must be a troll account tbh. The name is too on brand.

Sorry, but nothing has been made more obsolete by AI than wasting people's time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Do I need to post my diagnosis?