this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.