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Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that's what they mean by "a lifetime supply"?
If your taste buds are working, it'd be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.
Besides anything killing you insufficient quantities, or if you end up being trapped ankle deep but head first in of that barrel, probably. It's been open so there's a good chance that something got in there. Botulism will kill you really good.