this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

probably for hunting.

Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

Take my peanut butter away?

From my warm sticky hands!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?