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[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.