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[–] Curufeanor 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why not just let go while spinning at full speed? It'll go flying away and you can run the other direction.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Can you imagine if you and your friends are having a quiet evening camp staring up at the stars, basking in the oneness of nature... for a fucking snake to helicopter down at you from the middle of nowhere