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Why not just let go while spinning at full speed? It'll go flying away and you can run the other direction.
Instructions unclear, yeeted a Snake at mach 2 into the face of another kid
Both heads explode. You are definitely gonna get scolded for that tho.
Can you imagine if you and your friends are having a quiet evening camp staring up at the stars, basking in the oneness of nature... for a fucking snake to helicopter down at you from the middle of nowhere