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The human body has 7 holes
50 cent had 12 briefly.
Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.
I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...
As opposed to the bullet holes then?
Exactly! You're getting it now.
That's quitter talk.
Fewer when part of a human centipede.
I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.
When do I get to shit in anybody's mouth‽
a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.
No, in topology those are pretty much just indents (I.E irrelevant)
For a hole to be considered a hole, it has to go through an object.
Booooo. We all know what a hole is, don't bring topology into this. I'll give you a plate for your drinks at my house if you pull this silliness.
Wait, do you consider cups to be portable holes for liquids?
If you don't see the difference between a cup and a plate because they're the same topologically then I'm gonna use them interchangeably around you.
Of course they are different. But they aren't holes lol.
I'm not going to stand for this hole trutherism. If you take a shovel and dig, you have made a hole. We have called that a hole forever. Usage dictates meaning.
Sure if you dig a hole I agree that it's called a hole.
But saying that cups or other containers have holes is unhinged even if you ignore topology completely.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hole
And which of those definitions applies to a cup?
2: A hollowed out place.
A cup isn't a hollowed out place though. It's a cup.
see, this is why everyone hates topology and their silly yet weirdly true rules.
Ponders a klein vagina....
Wait... do holes that meet up with other holes count as separate holes? The nostrils meet up with the mouth hole but then combined they go through to the anus. Do those count as three distinct holes, since looking at each of them individually they would count as a hole? Or would there be one hole with... four openings?
ETA: I have more questions. Do all the openings need to be open to still be considered a hole? Is it only a hole if all my sphincters are open and my mouth is open? If I'm getting choked but my mouth is open and I'm trying to breathe, does my mouth to nostrils count as a hole themselves? Do my nostrils automatically count as a hole as long as one or both isn't stuffed up?
Yep, they are considered separate holes. So for example. "Mouth to the ass" is one hole and the two nostrils add two holes to the total.
I don't think it really matters how big the hole is so as long as the opening isn't fused maybe it still counts as a hole. But really, I think whenever your mouth is open or not is out of scope for topology.
Everyone's?
Probably not everyone's, but I'd be willing to bet that the total number of exceptions to the rule either greater or fewer than pretty nearly cancel each other out, on average.
Am I losing my mind or did everyone here forget that roughly half the population of the planet also has a vagina (8)?
Urethra opening and vaginal opening are both inside the human body. There is only one opening in the front, male or female. Females have labia minora/majora. Males have urinary meatus.
TIL
That is a fair point.