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[–] lurch 30 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I don't see the problem. It's from a company called "Dragon Lawyers". If it was idk "Flower Lawyers" they could put a flower with a tie or something. What is it with those snowflakes not being able to handle a decent watermark. It's not like it's somehow offensive.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

NGL, I think it looks really unprofessional. Imagine “flower lawyers” putting a tulip in a cartoon suit and giving it a menacing expression, it would look just as dumb. Likewise, a dragon could make for a much classier design if approached in a different way.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Exactly. This isn't some little iconic flourish in the corner, footer, or the header. There's also some general rule of thumb with watermarks being flagrantly disregarded (keep it simple and monochromatic so it doesn't impact content legibility).

And even if I personally didn't have a problem with it, I would seriously question the competency of any law firm that mis-read their audience so dramatically. I can't imagine many courts looking at that and not having at least an immediate knee jerk reaction of "The hell is this? Are they fucking with us? Is this a joke?" which is an absurdly poor opener to your case as a lawyer.

If some firm got a headshot of the lawyer handling the case scowling and used that as the background of every page in their document they'd be laughed out of court. Just because "dragons are cool" or something doesn't make this any less silly.

Edit: The dragon icon in the footer is perfect if they wanted some visual flair to set them apart, and it's a relatively simple monochromatic design. It just makes it even more absurd that they didn't just use that and instead went for this detailed and visually busy picture.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm going to take a flying leap and assume you've never come close to court proceedings.

No serious law firm is doing full page multicolored graphics as watermarks. Flower Lawyers doing what you've described would get a similar response. If this was a picture of the lawyer for the case scowling instead they'd get laughed out of court.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I assume you would only do that on like a sample document for a client or a draft, specifically so it won't be used in an actual court.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

What you didn't see was, on the reverse side of these documents, the dragon lawyer has no pants on. He's full ass-out. Just straight-up Donald Duck'ing it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It has to be easily printable* for judges/lawyers that want a hard copy.

*Easily printable (and still legible) on 30 year old government printers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

After it's been photocopied fifty times.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I saw tons of billboards in southwest Tennessee for a law firm called "Lion Law" and all their billboards had pictures of animals and some kind of play on words, like a picture of a snake and the caption was something like "divorce that snake in the grass today!"

And I was just like "damn, that's kinda clever."