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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Gullible to c/greentext
 
11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408
>Tfw boyfriend is asleep 
Why does he do this? Every fucking night?

11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429
>tells me he's not addicted to sleeping 
>goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix 
>shouts at me for trying to keep him from 
relapsing
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I tried to sleep longer than my ex-wife, she would "clean" very loudly in the bedroom until I got up. Conversely if I didn't want to go to bed the same time she did, she got super butthurt.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah ok that is mental. I can see why she is an ex.

Edit: Just realised you aren't the OP commenter... is this really a common thing? The internet is eye-opening

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some people are insane and unfortunately it's a little too common to allow them to stay in your life.

In Norway I've heard a lot of threats of buckets of cold water to wake up a "syvsover". In not sure if I was threatened with it or subjected to it once, I'm 30 and my childhood is a little hazy.