this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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Holy shit, I'm batting like a .500 for not eating the onion. Which would be good in baseball. But it's pretty bad odds for me in this case.
Yeah, I totally ate the onion on this headline lol, it's basically just saying the quiet part out loud, which he does all the time.