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I took a fat, greasy shit today.
Yeah, I admit it.
And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.
But why am I bringing this up?
For two reasons:
There are some things that need to be done in moderation.
For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.
Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.
Carry on.
Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF
They do, but only when you’re not looking.
That's not a worm?!?!?!
Eating it is the only way to find out.
About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head
More useful than the original.
might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.
Ok coca cola corp
This cracked me up.
As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.
It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say