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[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Eating it is the only way to find out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

bookcover

About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

More useful than the original.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] multiplemigs 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This cracked me up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say