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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Mark 16:19:

“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

God's webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

Writing that out in English feels very weird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Reading that in English feels very weird.

Well, once you pointed it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Thor & Oden awaits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

maybe he's English and doesn't know right from left?