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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

Writing that out in English feels very weird

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Reading that in English feels very weird.

Well, once you pointed it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Thor & Oden awaits