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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (9 children)

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[–] Peruvian_Skies 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Calm down DJ Khaled.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I've been around a while and that's a new one on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 2 points 1 week ago

This explains a lot

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