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[–] Peruvian_Skies 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Calm down DJ Khaled.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I've been around a while and that's a new one on me.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente 2 points 1 day ago

This explains a lot