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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

At least we can all agree topping a few times means you are way gayyer than bottoming any number of times

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't agree with this at all. I mean I could stick my dick in a woman's bottom, but I could'nt get a woman to fuck me up my bottom with her dick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I believe the adage "business in the front, party in the back" applies here. For me the gayness is far more in what a man would do with his own reproductive organ, rather than what another dick happens to be up to.

Pegging of course is totally a normal and common thing in hetero relationships and nobody says that is gay as her flushed bosom is pressed sweatily up against your back, perhaps the most feminine act a woman can perform for her male lover.

Receptive anal intercourse from a guy is only maybe twice as gay as having a man massage aching shoulders, as one's own reproductive organ isn't (necessarily) involved. Fucking another dude in the ass is orders of magnitude gayyer, and entirely unlike anal sex where a woman is the receptive partner.

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