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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gives a speech (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What anon called "awkward silence" was the entire class being persuaded by his strong opening line.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

They were perched on the edge of their seats anticipating OPs genius, guaranteed.

[–] southsamurai 1 points 2 weeks ago

Could have been ;)