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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If there are multiple holes in the wall, find the one that was made for your buttplug.