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[–] [email protected] 122 points 3 months ago (4 children)

[The Humane AI team will form an] AI innovation lab focused on building an intelligent ecosystem across HP’s products and services for the future of work

Hope they like figuring out how to sell printer ink

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It prints in white text on a black background

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

And yet still refuses to print when the cyan cartridge is low.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Me: “Hey, HP Assistant, why is the black-and-white page not printing?”

Printer: “Our cutting edge AI predicitive algorithm forecasts increased yellow ink usage in the future, so please renew your subscription now.”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

The pin will be reconfigured to notify you when you need to buy more ink.