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Video game music fucks. I have the entire Banjo Kazooie soundtrack and the Diddy king racing sound track on my main playlist. Even a couple songs from Zelda, star fox and golden eye.
Yes the N64 was my first console how did you know?
Every day my grey hairs get greyer. I was already in my gaming prime by the time N64 came around. A seasoned veteran of the gaming world. Having had saved the princess in multiple series, in multiple games, in mjltiple consoles, for over 10 years by that point......
Now the kids ask if I got "Rizz". No. I know not of this Rizz.....what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have developed over a prolonged career. Skills that make me a nightmare for punks like you. If you put the controller down now, that will be the end of it. I will not pursue you. If you don't, I will look for you, I WILL find you, and I'll plug my toys r us gold exclusive N64 controller into port 2, I will pick Jaws, insist you pick oddjob, and still wipe the floor with you!
Hail to the king, baby!!! Oh, sorry, wrong N64 shooting game.
I have the Jet Set Radio, Jet Set Radio Future, and Bombrush Cyberfunk soundtracks in regular rotation. If only I still had knees so I could rollerblade...
Would you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!
Another one I love is the Space Channel 5 music, oh and Parappa the Rapper.
The Bemani games are also great, but does that count as video game music or just music?
Don't worry, I'm a gen z who can rollerblade but wants to get better and know cool tricks and shit because I love those game OSTs and wanna pretend I'm one of the characters, despite never having played them (maybe one day I'll bootleg the JSR games). I also wanna learn how to skateboard to em. I'll skate in your honor.
I have fucked up loose ankles tho so we'll see how far I get before I wipeout for the final time
Haha, thanks, yo! JSRF should still be available through Xbox/Microsuck and Bombrush Cyberfunk is on Steam. The OG JSR you'll have to bootleg since they pulled it from Steam a few months ago.
NFS:MW radio playing on my headphones 24/7.
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