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Here's a Valentine's Day question. What's the most complicated specific variant of the "it's complicated" relationship status you've ever seen? (lemmy.wtf)

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One day I asked what someone's relationship status was, and they said "I have a girlfriend but she's been missing and is presumed dead, so I don't know if getting another GF would be cheating". It's at that moment when I realized how complicated relationship statuses can get. Like that Seinfeld episode where the guy is in a coma so he lends his girlfriend to another guy.

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[–] Firoaren 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm antisocial & in my mid 20s so take it with a grain of salt, but I guess probably my current relationship.

"Broke up on Christmas day but still very happy living with eachother until the lease is over; relationship nearly hasn't changed during this time, including the frequent sex and helping eachother financially, but now we're also helping eachother figure out how to date people again"

There's probably a more concise way of phrasing that.

Edit: inb4 !ihavesex