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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.
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Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):
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Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta
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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.
The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:
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This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.
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Just sit down. No aiming necessary
If I’m at home I always sit, like a king.
Plus the zero cleanup is a huge bonus.
This is the way
Like a king on his throne
The toilet in my apartment has such a small diameter on the seat that sitting on it requires anyone with a penis to contort it like some kind of sausage-yoga-master as they're plopping down into position, or you WILL drag the tip against the edge of the seat (or even the inner edge of the bowl if you're really careless).
Sitting is for shitting. ...and even then I'm tempted to just squat.
If you've got one of the larger, oval shaped thrones, don't take it for granted!
If I'm pissing in the dark, it means I just got out of bed. I'm not cheating on my bed with the toilet. You might say, "But sitting on your toilet isn't cheating on your bed" or "WTF do you do in your bed?!", I'm not hear to judge your lifestyle, you do you, but my bed and I have an arrangement, I'm going for a pee, no sitting.
What if you gotta poo?
I turn on the light. I'm not going to poop in the dark like a lunatic.
You poop in your bed with the light on? Guess that’s one way not to cheat with the toilet.
But then I can't piss outside the bowl!
You say that and yet...