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[–] [email protected] 22 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I'd choose: Boromir, Ned Stark, and Sean Bean.

No way anything bad can happen to me with those magnets around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I dunno. Might take Sharpe instead of Ned Stark, good to have someone that knows how to use a rifle

[–] Baylahoo 20 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 2 hours ago

Jᴀᴄᴋᴘᴏᴛ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Nah, I think it'd go more like this:

  • Get it in the elevator and see them all in there.
  • Go to press the button for your floor (the top floor) and see that it's already pressed.
  • Have a pleasant trip up.
  • Arrive at your floor and the doors open.
  • All three politely allow you to exit first.
  • Step out of the lift safely.
  • Elevator malfunctions, plummets and crashes through the foundation.
  • Walk off thinking how nice they all were.